Esteemed Masters of the Midnight Ocean:



Oyster Island is in the wrong location.



As we all know, oysters produce pearls. However, this island is currently located in the Diamond archipelago, resulting in a gem mismatch with far-reaching consequences.



"Can pearls be foraged at Oyster?"

"Will Oyster buy pearls and ship them in bulk to Zeta Island?"

"Are the islands coded in Perl?"

"Pls trade me some poe."



These and other questions arise, and cannot be ignored forever, with the exception of the last one, which usually comes from greenies who just don't get it.



Oyster island should be moved into the Pearl archipelago, its natural home. In actuality the situation is backwards, since oysters are the home of pearls and not vice-versa, but moving an archipelago into an island is silly.



Topological considerations aside, think of the poor bivalve population; they've been trying for years to grow diamonds, to the despair of all their relatives.



So for the good of semantics, greenies, and last but not least, the oysters... Please consider moving Oyster Island to its rightful home. Additionally, the island has expressed interest in getting itself renamed Cleopatra's Oysters, but this can be discussed at a later date.



Respectfully,

the Midnight Citizens for Oyster Island Relocation