Skellie In A Bucket

		NOT by the Greatful Dead



Well, I was drinking last night with an 'Able'
And I showed him a portrait of you
I said, "Practice with this one. You'll like her."
Seemed like the least I could do...

'Cause when he's sleeping it off
As results from the tourney are called
You will think me by contrast quite sober.
While the sand in the hourglass falls.
While the sand in the hourglass falls.

	You imagine me teamed up, all three-against-one
	To make a little poe on the side
	I may be fighting a skellie in a bucket, babe,
	But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
	At least I'm enjoying the ride.
	Yeah, at least I'm enjoying the ride.

Now miss sweet little blockade defender,
Somehow baby got hard as it gets.
With her black/black-enameled Skull Dagger,
And the mollusk on her shoulder, her pet.

Well we know you're the reincarnation
Of one of Azure's famed greats.
And we know how you love being a captain
Of the maniac crews you create
The maniac crews you create.

	You imagine me teamed up, all three-against-one
	To make a little poe on the side
	I may be fighting a skellie in a bucket, babe,
	But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
	At least I'm enjoying the ride.
	At least I'm enjoying the ride.
	Yeah, at least I'm enjoying the ride.


	You call me a greenie, you are such a meanie,
	You laugh when I'm begging for poe.
	There may come a day I will nav on your ship
	If unable to nav, I will carp on it.
	Unable to nav, I'll still carp.
	Yeah, unable to nav, I will carp.


You must really consider the Navy
'Cause it just might be your kind of crew
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a captain as perfect as you.

And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
'Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll team with me only
When the breaks come dropping in
When the breaks come dropping in

	You imagine me teamed up, all three-against-one
	To make a little poe on the side
	I may be fighting a skellie in a bucket, babe,
	But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
	At least I'm enjoying the ride.
	At least I'm enjoying the ride.