Fifty Ways To Plank Your Jobber

		Paul Simon told me he'd sue if I said this was by him.


"The problem's all aboard your ship", she said to me.
The bootydiv is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to join you, but I'm cagey, for you see
There must be fifty ways to plank your jobber."

She said I really want to load the cannons here
Furthermore, I'll wait here in the nest in hope brigands appear
But then I'll wash ashore, your laughter ringing in my ear
There must be fifty ways to plank your jobber
Fifty ways to plank your jobber.

You drop 'em off on the dock, Jock
Kick 'em out of the crew, Lou
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get them out of the way
Bring on a bot, Scott
The brigands today are hot
Just give 'em the plank, Hank
And get yourself free.

You drop 'em off on the dock, Jock
Kick 'em out of the crew, Lou
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Bring on a bot, Scott
The brigands today are hot
Just give 'em the plank, Hank
And get yourself free.

She said, "How it greives me to leave before the fight
LOL no really I don't care; my burden's light"
I said, "Hang on now, allow me to explain
Some of the fifty ways..."

She said, "I'm going to stick around the swordy-fight
And we'll get lots of booty, don't worry it'll be alright"
Then she started drinking and I reached for the button there in sight - 
One of the fifty ways to plank your jobber
Fifty ways to plank your jobber

You drop 'em off on the dock, Jock
Kick 'em out of the crew, Lou
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get them out of the way
Bring on a bot, Scott
The brigands today are hot
Just give 'em the plank, Hank
And get yourself free.

Drop 'em off on the dock, Jock
Kick 'em out of the crew, Lou
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Bring on a bot, Scott
The brigands today are hot
Just give 'em the plank, Hank
And get yourself free.