"Carpentry"

	(Billy Joel wants to bomb my house)


If you search for Gunnery, it isn't hard to find
You can load the guns you need to shoot.
But if you want a carping whiz, you might just as well be blind;
They always seem to be so hard to job!

	Carpentry...those funny shapes of wood
	Everyone is such a booch.
	Carpentry, for Puzzle Pirates nerds
	It's mostly just complaints on /CREW.

I can always job someone to make the indicator shine
Whether I need hands on sails or bilge.
But I don't want some greenie mate, to make up greenie lies
'Bout how they score their masterpiece-times-twelve!

	Carpentry...those funny shapes of wood
	Everyone is such a booch.
	Carpentry, for Puzzle Pirates nerds
	It's mostly just complaints on /CREW.

I can find a gunner,
I can hire a friend
I can own at battle-nav,
And grapple at the end
Anyone can come with me;
There's brigands 'round the bend
I know, I know...I know

In a PvP fight with you, don't be too concerned
I won't take too much rum from your hold.
But when I want a disengage, boy you better watch your rear;
If you touch my hull I'll /FO-target you!

	Carpentry...those funny shapes of wood
	Everyone is such a booch.
	Carpentry, for Puzzle Pirates nerds
	It's mostly just complaints on /CREW.